- Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
- Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
- .... Australians: I was in Western Australia. I drove for 24 hours, now I'm still in Western Australia.
I’ve long said that if my Dad, aka #ebsdad, knew how to use the internet he would be internet famous.